This is a preview of my recipes for my new cookbook, coming out May 2012. Please take a sneak peek at whats to come.
How to: Make a baby.
2 boobs (big or small)
1-2 throbbing penis's (can substitute with turkey baster is penis is not desirable)
1 oz of warm sperm
Step 1: Set vagina to desired temperature
Step 2: Shake boobs
Step 3: Rub penis
Step 4: Place prepared penis into warmed vagina
( for about 10 seconds to 1 hour, or until tender)
Step 5: Inject 1 oz of warm sperm into cooked vagina
Step 6: Wait for sperm to find egg
Step 7: Bake for 9 months
Can be served with warm apple pie.